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Felix N
Überflieger Registriert seit: Nov 2001 Wohnort: Leimen Verein: Solaris-RMB Beiträge: 1454 Status: Offline |
Beitrag 33549
[07. August 2003 um 22:13]
auch lustig: (keine Pop Ups, versprochen!!)
http://www-user.tu-chemnitz.de/~kei/ http://www.computerhead.de/keinbock/index.php mfg Felix Sky´s not the limit! |
Felix N
Überflieger Registriert seit: Nov 2001 Wohnort: Leimen Verein: Solaris-RMB Beiträge: 1454 Status: Offline |
Beitrag 33609
, Re: Re: Re: Sinnlose Webseiten
[08. August 2003 um 21:33]
Zitat: Ist doch ganz lustig. Ein Auszug aus der Mailing List: Idiot Sightings IDIOTS AT WORK: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. IDIOT SIGHTING #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and added, "That's why we ask." IDIOT SIGHTING #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" IDIOT SIGHTING #3: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "down sizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. IDIOT SIGHTING #4: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. IDIOT SIGHTING #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." Sky´s not the limit! |
Turbo
Drechsel-Lehrling Registriert seit: Nov 2001 Wohnort: Verein: Beiträge: 66 Status: Offline |
Beitrag 34536
[24. August 2003 um 20:08]
Auch ganz witzig aber nichts für zarte Gemüter
(browser maximieren, lautsprecher an, nahe vor den Bildschirm gehen und mitlesen) 20 SEC. WARTEN!!! www.dazy.de |
Andi Wirth
Überflieger Registriert seit: Nov 2002 Wohnort: Winterthur/CH Verein: ARGOS, TRA, MGSU Beiträge: 1262 Status: Offline |
Beitrag 34542
[24. August 2003 um 20:52]
Zu lange im Bastelkeller und ein bisschen ungeschickt?
Lebenserfahrung ist die Summe der Fehler, die zu machen sich kein anderer gefunden hat. (Jules Romains) |
Oliver Arend
Administrator
Registriert seit: Aug 2000 Wohnort: Great Falls, VA, USA Verein: RMV/Solaris/AGM/TRA L1/TCV/MDRA/NOVAAR Beiträge: 8350 Status: Offline |
Beitrag 34547
[24. August 2003 um 21:05]
Schade um das schöne Lied... *gruselfreu*
Oliver |
Kai A.
Moderator Registriert seit: Aug 2001 Wohnort: Salzgitter Verein: RAMOG e.V. Beiträge: 586 Status: Offline |
Beitrag 34549
[24. August 2003 um 21:10]
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Oliver Arend
Administrator
Registriert seit: Aug 2000 Wohnort: Great Falls, VA, USA Verein: RMV/Solaris/AGM/TRA L1/TCV/MDRA/NOVAAR Beiträge: 8350 Status: Offline |
Beitrag 34573
[24. August 2003 um 23:02]
Die sehen mir alle zu konstruiert aus.
www.gespensterweb.de ist viel interessanter. Auch wenn die Fotos da so unscharf, falsch belichtet und sonstwas sind, dass das fast alles auf den Fotos sein kann. Oliver |